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[閒話一則]十大呃細路既大話

全部大話我都比人呃過....^^"
不過比人呃得最多既都係1
細個個時如果屋企人同我講"生舊叉燒,好過生你"
我就會話"咁就好喇,有叉燒食"

[閒話一則]十大呃細路既大話

下面引用由POSHIGURE2005/04/28 02:18am 發表的內容:
我比我親愛的父母用1騙過....
最近我諗返起問返佢地我之前既利是錢呢?
佢地就用左一大輪你唔洗食,唔洗住來回應我.....
我都試過俾阿媽咁呃過..大個左問番佢.....佢都係咁答番我...之後我就冇問了= =...
至於4同7都有...咁人地唔鐘意食蔥都冇辦法= =

[閒話一則]十大呃細路既大話

我阿媽仲有呃我話,如果我唔聽話差人會拉我

[閒話一則]十大呃細路既大話

以上o既當然不在話下,
我仲有一點親身經歷 ------
1. 小二時, 娘同在下講 "你考得"好"就帶你去"敵視你"樂園",
結果在下考到全班第一, 但娘就話全級第一先至係"好"........
由o個陣開始我就明白"好"o既定義係因人而異~
(不過, 娘o係我中四時帶左我去日本"敵視你"land)
2. "你個衰仔, 我都唔知點解執你番黎!",
娘o係在下細個時講呢句野不下數十次.........
攪到我o個時真係以為自己係執番黎.
到左宜家, 我有反問娘: 執o既話你又執到個同你咁似樣o既咁醒?
娘就很巴閉咁講: 就係似樣先執番黎~~~
............果然係我敬重o既娘........

[閒話一則]十大呃細路既大話

1.同你儲埋d利是錢入銀行
4.食蔥會聰明 D
5.食唔清 D 飯會娶個豆皮老婆
7.講大話甩大牙,但係都冇甩過半隻
8.唔好玩橡筋,因為橡筋會吸血
9.咪周圍走...如果唔係比"鴉污"捉左你
以上都係我阿媽呃過我o既o野 ..... 睇完之後就感得以前好無知,由其係4 同 8 ~~~~ >o<
最好笑o既係 .... 直到依家 ..... 我阿媽都仲好堅持話佢真係有幫我將o的利是錢儲入銀行。^_^|||
仲有呀,細個扭計要買玩具o個陣 ..... 阿媽每次都有一句對白講 ---- >「你乖呀o下,等陣間返轉頭先買比你呀 ..... 」但係再經過同一間舖頭 / 同一個地方o個陣,阿媽都特登行快o的 .... 或者就直頭走人費事會經過 ~~~ 之於我每次都係返到屋企先醒係阿媽應承過買玩具,點知一等就等o左十幾年 @@

[閒話一則]十大呃細路既大話

下面引用由Chieri2005/04/28 04:00pm 發表的內容:
「你乖呀o下,等陣間返轉頭先買比你呀 ..... 」
...
幸好那十大呃細路的大話也不是母親對我說的,反而同學間就經常流傳,但自己都絕少信以為真!
至於「陣間返轉頭先買」父母卻經常使用,但記得自己破解的方法為「企定死扭」。
現在施予於自己女兒身上的為升級板本:「這個唔好,那個更好...那邊可能有更好的啊!」因在花多眼亂之下,她很難作出選擇,於是就可悄悄地帶她回家。由於女兒還細,暫時還十分見效!

[閒話一則]十大呃細路既大話

Whatever my mother told me about 1,2,7,8,9...
And I believed it so much when I was a child...
1.My mother always saved all the money from my red pockets, I believed she would give me   
   back, but I didn't where did the money save...
2.When my mother was angry, she would say as this way...
    Now I think it is so funny & I don't believe it any more, how can a person become 叉燒?!
7. Whatever I believed it so much, I would test my teeth was still here or not after I told lie...
     And actually my teeths are healthy now...
8. Actually I don't know it is a lie too, whatever I was so scared to touch rubber band...
9. My mother usually frightened me as this way and I would be very afraid there was a terrible
    monster bit me...
Thanks for my mother's funny lies...
Actually she is concerned about my behavier...
It seems that she LOVEs me so much...

[閒話一則]十大呃細路既大話

1.同你儲埋d利是錢入銀行
2.生舊叉燒,好過生你
以上兩點有發生在我的身上,關於第一點,我的母親說裝修時用了,我卻覺得不想給我就說不想給我好了,何必要說謊騙我呢?
>>最好笑o既係 .... 直到依家 ..... 我阿媽都仲好堅持話佢真係有幫我將o的利是錢儲入銀行。^_^|||
其實妳的母親沒有欺騙妳,她只是說存入銀行,沒有說會再給妳。

[閒話一則]十大呃細路既大話

1.同你儲埋d利是錢入銀行

我覺得呢個好卑鄙,細老仔錢都呃
我俾媽咪呃左3年拉
原來我沒bank account架

[閒話一則]十大呃細路既大話

雖然有時候我都會這樣想,但是卻覺得不可以這樣說母親呢!畢竟就算她沒關心過我,從小到大她為我付出的錢也不止利是錢的數目啊!你讓我覺得你還很少呢!
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