[引文轉貼]如果婚姻是愛情的墳墓，那............. 死亡, 理想, 風水, 自殺

Kexin

如果婚姻是愛情的墳墓，那.............
>相親→為自己的墓地看風水
>愛慕→大限之期不遠矣
>表白→自掘墳墓
>拒絕→死裡逃生
>冷戰→苟延殘喘
>分手→千鈞一髮
>求婚→教唆自殺
>訂婚→一隻腳已經踏進了棺材
>結婚→雙雙殉情
>離婚→置之死地而後生
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>第三者→盜墓
>假結婚→裝死
>包紅包→慰問金
>婚友社→葬儀社
>談戀愛→這不是玩命是什麼
>寫情書→為自己的墓地分期付款
>閃電結婚→猝死
>移情別戀→遷墓
>訂婚宴客→追悼會
>結婚宴客→超渡法會
>親朋好友→奔喪大隊
>集體結婚→集體自殺
>異國之戀→客死他鄉
>渴望愛情→不知死活
>婚姻專家→公墓管理員
>物色對象→活得不耐煩了
>破鏡重圓→該來的還是要來
>結婚熱潮→爭先恐後趕著去死
>公證結婚→由法院出具死亡證明
>結婚紀念日→清明掃墓節
>先上車後補票→爽死
>一般狀況結婚→壽終正寢
>儲蓄結婚基金→投保壽險
>結婚多次的人→示範公墓
>奉子之命結婚→怎麼死的都不知道
>理想的結婚對象→人間淨土
>對婚姻猶豫不決→生死一瞬間
>女人總是引誘男人走向愛情的墳墓→最毒婦人心
>男人總是帶著女人奔向愛情的墳墓→無毒不丈夫
This is what I read from my friend's e-mail, some people may feel interesting and funny about the above sentences. In my opinion, I think these sentences are exactly match the life between men and women, especially the last two points. These two are not only represent the life between men and women but also a warning to everyone of us. For those who had never fall in love before, don't just laugh while reading the above sentences, please also be alert.
Good luck to everyone!